Age 3
- Jumping off a plastic chair and believing that I was flying
"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky."
-R. Kelly
Age 4
- Meeting Becky on the first day of kindergarten
- My parents leaving me at home alone and forgetting me, believing the other parent was watching me. I cried in the doorway.
- Looking at the blue butterflies in the backyard and then getting stuck on the rope ladder.
"This is the story of a girl, who cried a river and drowned the whole world."
-Nine Days
Age 5
- Getting a hula barbie as a present for my sister's birth
- Listening to "Cornflake Girl" by Tori Amos
"Never was a cornflake girl, thought that was a good solution, hangin' with the raisin girls."
-Tori Amos
First Grade
- Singing at Church with Ms. Heyn
"This is the day that the Lord has made."
-This is the Day
Second Grade
- Irish Dance
- Getting locked in the school with Josh J. in the middle of summer
-Lord of the Dance
Third Grade
- Watching the second tower getting bombed on 9-11
"I will remember you, will you remember me?"
-Sarah McLachlan
Fourth Grade
- Bronchitis
"In time of sickness the soul collects itself anew."
-Latin Proverbs
Fifth Grade
- Drawing while listening to Barry Manilow with Mrs. Neldner
- Listening to my mother's telephone conversation with Mr. Ford
"I never realized you make me so happy, oh Mandy."
-Barry Manilow
Sixth Grade
- Getting run over by Justin Runte on his bike with Justin Dischler watching
"Kaitlin got ran over by a bicycle."
[sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer"]
Seventh Grade
- Making up a story about Noah's mom with Eva
- Talking backstage with Miranda at rehearsal
"...because she shot him in the leg which was legal."
-Eva
Eighth Grade
- Making videos in Washington D.C. on the bus
- Chasing the ducklings around Mrs. DiMeo's room
- Winning second place in the volleyball tournament
"We are the champions, my friends, and we'll keep on fighting 'til the end."
-Queen
Ninth Grade
- Talking about a hat bomb with Molly and Corey Jason
- Talking to the creepy guy at the mall about my "boyfraaaand"
- Mo's Irish Pub with Eva and the creepy waiter
- Asking Mrs. Tomski for advice
"Is that your boyfraaand? The one right there. You know, with the really long hair?"
-creepy guy at the mall
Ah, my life is surely interesting.
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